Ok, so I decided to give this a reluctant try after a friend I trust had some positive experiences on Portland. Once I looked, I can see why, as it seems that PDX has a substantially higher quality user base for their personals than Seattle. . .or perhaps the spammers target us more heavily. That said, I am assuming that every post claiming to be from a woman is a trying to prey on the feeble-minded pervs and assorted sacks with a dick at the ready and the willingness to try anything to get their pickles wet. This is most certainly not me. I do not need to utilize this service to get laid, although that is essentially all (yes, with some cuddling and sparkling conversation to go with it) that I am looking for. I am tall, handsome, and trim. . .sorry, bodybuilding is not my thing but I do keep in shape and can wear the shit out of a pair of jeans. Frankly, I am finding that following a 4yr relationship the husband huntresses are a bit too intense and the set-up after set-up with women who I am told I will absolutely love has become terribly exhausting. I don't want to hear your life story and I don't want to cook you dinner and I most definitely don't want to be your boyfriend. Do you ever just want to have a little make out and crave a little skin on skin? Maybe we meet for a drink and then have a play, and if the attraction isn't enough, we move right the fuck on. No bullshit, no tears, nut the fuck up. I have not included a here because that is frankly weird but I will happily include one in my reply to you and I do NOT require that you send one to me first. Seriously, will ever return to its roots and a time when we didn't all have to proclaim I'm 100% real when trying to offload an old recliner, buy a car, or try to get some strange? Anyway, before this becomes a Rants and Raves post, I look forward to hearing from you and if I have to even mention that I require all the word acronyms associated with this sort of thing and that you must be all over attractive (not so fast all you big girls, BBWs and those who confuse curvy with just fat, save it for the fetishists and the brothers, you are lovely but simply not my bag) then this post is not for you. Please, save us both the trouble and send your flabby-tit pictures to someone else and redefine your notion of what a hottie truly is, or move to Idaho where the men are not at all particular, or better yet, start sparring in your weight class and accept your role. For those in the know who have read this far, shoot me an . And, if you think that you might see me while you are sitting at some darkened watering hole, don't be shy. Take a chance and tell me what you want. Hell, even if it isn't me I am sure the bloke you took the chance on will thank you.. I am search sexual partners.
Thanks for see my page!!! and welcome. Thank you for taking the time to learn a little more about me. I love meeting new people and hope we can share exciting adventures together.. Just looking for new friends. Reading and biking hobbies of mine. I haven't tried to get a woman in three years.
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